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About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.
~Judy Carter quotes (American Actress, Comedian and motivational speaker)

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
~Rita Rudner

Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it.
~Anonymous

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
~Garry Shandling

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
~Mike Binder

Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know -- you're bad luck.
~Tom Arnold

Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
~Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is so widespread because it's endorsed by the powers that be and because dating is so demanding.
~Sacha Baron Cohen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
~Woody Allen

When a girl is under 21 she's protected by law. When she's over 65 she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game.
~Mitch Hedberg