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You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
~Melanie Clark

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
~Albert Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
~Albert Einstein

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
~Anonymous

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
~Cathy Carlyle

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
~Albert Einstein

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
~Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
~Anonymous

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
~Bette Midler